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I got a blog

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I have to say that I started a blog and would love for you to come by and see me.  ashellbugsworld.blogspot.com/
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'A Texas Wife'

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Three men married wives from different states. The first man married a woman from Michigan. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day,he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
   
     The second man married a woman from Missouri. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

     The third man married a girl from TEXAS . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher
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On to something way more interesting, I have been watching Smallville the seventh season (I'm always 2 seasons behinde because I get them on DVD I only have one TV Channel and Smallville doesn't come on it.) And I was thinking that if you could have one supper power what would it be?  Not many rolled into one like supperman just one power.  I think that I would want to fly.  Supper strenght would be cool but I work at a desk all day it really wouldn't come in that handy except opening jars and things.  But to fly, I could go anywhere anytime it would be great.  I mean think about it you could go to Paris just to see the lights,  Italy for the galoto.  Mexico for the beach and never have to buy a plain ticket.  Also you could just go for the day so you wouldn't have to pay to say in a hotel what could be better.

   So I would love to here what your power would be and why.

On to something totally different.  

  So I have decided to give up cokes.  I know its crazy talk.  I am on day 1 (no I'm not going to write everyday that would be absesive) I haven't make it all though the day yet but I made it though the morning and for me that is the hardest part.
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AAAHHHHHH

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Ok so I am at the gym working by tail off (it was a really hard morning) and they had the news in on (not to mention that my zune died because I forgot to plug it in oops).  So anyway I was watching the news and got very upset the Presedent got more money to give for more of the bail out.  This was up and above what he had before.  I don't mean to be rude or ugly but I want  him to quit spending money that we don't have.  Is it that hard.  I mean if you were in dept and trouble would they care about you. NO.  One thing that really bugs me is the fact that they put this money into thing that they aren't even telling the public about.  I don't mean not saying we are spending in the millitary and giving me a list of the items that they buy, I don't want that.  But this morning they took the 200 and something billion (BILLION) and put it into pet projects this is after he not to mention congress and the house already have gotten over a trillion from the american people.  Do you have any idea how much money that is?  I got an email that gives a visual of what a Trillion dollars is :www.pagetutor.com/trillion/ind…:
I am a very visual person and this just blew me away.  I don't mean to get on here and just complain but my kids and grand kids will still be paying this off long after I no longer walk the earth.  I also must say that I have lived years on macarroni and hamburger helper and compaired to many country what I am eating would be a feast all these people that are getting the money most of all the bank CEO what are they eating for dinner, lobster steak.  I just want to see this country stand up for the rights of the people that created it you asked for Change were you really ready for this.  I wasn't.
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All I can say is that I am writing so that I don't fall asleep. It always shocks me how long it takes me to get use to the time change.  I know we only lost one hour but it seems like 5.  I even went to bed at 10:00 last night but I couldn't sleep because my body said that it was only 9:00 so then I laid in bed telling myself that I needed to go to sleep so that I could be on time to day but the more I told myself to sleep the longer I layed awake.  lol.  So about 2:00 I finally started to fall asleep then my wonderful husbands alarms started going off at 4:30 that is only 2 1/2 hours of sleep.  Well I was suppost to meet my brother at the gym at 5:30 needless to say I called and bailed then when back to bed.  Now I am doing everything short of jumping jacks to stay awake.  Maybe I should be doing jumping jacks.  Well now that ya'll got to listen to me rant, which probley didn't make any sence because I have no sleep and way to much caffeine.  I hope that ya'll are ajusting to the time change better than me.  Oh and my friend has a pic called stilling a ride in a contest I would love for you to go and take a look and VOTE for it.  If she wins her son would be on a calender for next year and she could ad it to her ever growing portfolio.  Here is the :www.childrenseyefoundation.org…:
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